The Adventures of Sirius Black
"OOO! Shiny!"
One day, Sirius was walking down the street in Hogsmeade when out of nowhere, he said, “ I think I’ll have some cake.”
So Sirius walked to the cake shop and said, “Gimme a slice of your biggest, sweetest cake!”
So he got his big, sweet slice and practically inhaled it… Then he started to choke because I said he inhaled it!
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Eventually, he got himself together and left the cake shop with the biggest, goofiest grin on his face. Sirius didn’t know what to do when he left the cake shop, so he started to walk in circles.
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On his fifth round, he found a shiny sickle on the ground.
“OOO! Shiny!” He then bent to pick it up, but before he could touch the shiny sickle, a foot came down and covered the pretty gleam of the silver piece.
Sirius’s jaw dropped and he looked up, glaring at the being who dared to cover his shiny object, and was shocked to see James with an evil glint in his eye.
Sirius jumped up and pointed, “You!”
James laughed an evil laugh, “Mwahaha! Me!”
“Release my sickle, you sickle stealing thief!”
“No! It’s not my fault you were too slow to claim it! And besides the fact that you are slower than turtles in peanut butter, it’s mine!”
Sirius snorted, “Nuh uh! I was circling this area way before you started to! The nice authoress lady said so! And I would never cover the shiny prettiness of the sickle!” Sirius gasped then, “You must be the evil man! Come to steal my shiny sickle!”
James smiled the evil smile, “Mwahaha! I see my reputation precedes me!”
“You will never have the shininess of my sickle, you… you… evil, yucky man!”
“Mwahaha! We shall see about that, canine one!”
Sirius stared at the evil one’s foot covering the shiny prettiness of the sickle and thought, ‘Since he’s evil,… that means that I have to fight evily as well!”
Sirius grinned and snatched the evil one’s glasses from his face.
“Argh! No! I’m blind!” The evil one screamed, covering his eyes and running in the general direction of Sirius, who stood perfectly still as evil man James ran past him… Then Sirius picked up his pretty sickle – grinning in victory – and looked at James evil man’s form circling in the distance.
“Maybe I should have given his glasses back…” Sirius said. Being the good guy that he is –and that we all love – Sirius levitated the glasses to his evil companion.
“Ouch!” James exclaimed, “Thanks mate!”
“No problem!” Sirius called back. Then he walked in the other direction, staring fondly at his shiny victory over the evil friend man.
Sirius’s feet took him to Honeydukes and there he found his good ol’ buddy friend Remus.
“Hey Remus!” Sirius exclaimed. He wanted to celebrate his victory, “I found a sickle! See!” He held up the shiny sickle.
“Really? That’s amazing!” said Remus in mock excitement, his words marinated in sarcasm, “Did you show Peter yet?”
“No!” Sirius said, completely missing the sarcasm, “Where is he!?”
“He’s in the Three Broomsticks! Hurry! You don’t want to miss him!”
Sirius gasped, “You’re right! I’d better go! Bye Remus!” And with that, Sirius rushed out of Honeydukes while Remus rolled his eyes and went back to his previous activity as if nothing had happened.
(Authoress: Mwahaha! *plots evily*)
Missing the authoresses’ evil thought moment, Sirius hurried to the Three Broomsticks, praying that he caught his little friend before he left. Sirius rushed into the Three Broomsticks, and called out, “Peter! Where are you?”
But Sirius’s little friend was nowhere to be found. Feeling lost without anyone to share his excitement with, Sirius sat down and began to think of places that Peter could have gone to.
While deep in thought, a waitress arrived to take his order and, without thinking, Sirius said, “Just a butterbeer.”
“That’ll be one sickle, dear.”
Then, again without thinking, Sirius put the pretty, shiny sickle that he had fought so hard for, in the waitress’s hand.
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When Sirius had finished his butterbeer and prepared to go back to the castle, he realized that his shiny sickle was nowhere to be found. He searched and searched and soon remembered what he had done.
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Sirius was in shock.
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He walked out of the Three Broomsticks in a daze and once he was a good distance away, Sirius fell to his knees and cried out, “NOO!”
Back in the Three Broomsticks, however, three boys, who were laughing and happily drinking butterbeer, paused and listened to the loud exclamation from their friend.
“He spent it again?”
“Yup.”
“Hm.”
THE END!
-- Up To No Good
